In "Gulliver's Travels," -- a fantasy book,
You couldn't speak unless you were a horse,

All the humans could do was bray, "Yahoo" --
Only horses had brains, too, of course,

Here in the real world, horses just whinny
And humans have excellent brains,

But all the old studs, past their horseracing days,
Love their lives away serving as swains.

by D. Edgar Murray 02/15/2000.