GROUCHO BARKS


"Groucho," I call the dog across the street,
The secret word is: "Yap-yap,"

He barks at night, morning and noon,
Never could I take a catnap,

He chews no cigars, has no mustache,
His neighbors are Woof and Ruff,

If any more dogs come to live on my street,
I'll move away -- I've had enough!

by D. Edgar Murray