If you decide to eat some kangaroo meat,
A good place to start would be, "down under,"

South of the equator, you'd see a croc -- not alligator,
They ship 'roos to France -- it isn't any wonder,

It's a thing the French would do -- eat a kangaroo or two,
More than likely, the monks in a cloister,

I'd be less inclined to eat bounding kangaroo meat
Than I would to have a Rocky Mountain oyster.

                                                      by D. Edgar Murray