KITTY CAT'S CREED

 


Happiness is sitting on a warm human being,
Even though we cats reputedly are cold, aloof and mean,

When you've been out in the ice and snow and cold and rain and sleet,
I'm sure nothing else could feel so comfy underneath your feet,

They say people are the cutest critters you could ever find,
They're controllable and trainable, good-natured, clean and kind,

If you long for creature comforts and you want all you can get,
Take a tip from Uncle Thomas, choose a human for a pet.

                                                          by D. Edgar Murray