Two lumberjacks, in logging boots, at the ends of a log
Treadmill it until one of them falls in,
That's the way it goes in Duluth, Minnesota --
It's almost as sporty as two of them racing
Then they cut off the tops and race right back down --
Not many, nowadays, have the woodsmen's skills --
Like the open-pit coal mines in West Virginia,
by D. Edgar Murray 04/09/2000.