Have you heard what I call, "the motorcycle story,"
About the guy who owned one overseas?
If you haven't, come sit for a while and listen --
There was this young, naïve civil servant
If he had to do it all over again
"It's against the rules to ship a motorcycle,"
But this little Honda -- 250 cc,
That's what the fellow in charge suggested,
He would manifest the beauty as a bicycle
The civil servant -- ill at ease, as well as civil,
But found, upon arriving at his destination
Much to his chagrin, when unpacking his treasures,
The same packing crate that had held his motorcycle
by D. Edgar Murray 01/28/2000.