Thomas Crapper, the genius of bathrooms,
Invented the siphon-type toilet,
His name, by dropping the "p-e-r"
Those of us old enough to remember
The outdoor facilities -- I shudder to say --
Many a user thanked Sears & Roebuck
Our gratitude was also extended
We appreciated those opaque shelters
There were many of them, fortunately,
I know it sounds repetitious, but
It's something that all divorced men know --
by D. Edgar Murray 02/19/2000.