RHODA GRANT

 

Rhoda Grant always drove a Hudson Terraplane contraption,
Funniest vehicle on the road, half car, half pickup option,

The only other one I've seen belonged to Walt the pickup king,
A colorful local dealer who never seems to sell a blooming thing,

Midst a cloud of dust you'd see her approaching at low velocity,
One would be tempted to say, "Here comes Rhodie in her monstrosity."

                                                     by D. Edgar Murray