SHRINKING VIOLENT MAN


I'm secret agent .007,
Such a poor shot, I might kill myself,

Rather absent-minded and naïve --
My gun is at home on the shelf,

If stranded in Calcutta --
Dum-Dum Airport, without any money,

I'd ride a sacred cow to the bank,
Wee assassins are ludicrously funny.

by D. Edgar Murray