I am sitting here dining in Pizza Hut --
Pepperoni and a small root beer,

When something catches my wondering eyes --
A Cadillac is parked near here,

There is something missing from the luxury car,
It's so painful -- the sight I disclose,

The front of the grillless Cadillac looks
Like the face of someone with no nose.

by D. Edgar Murray 02/10/2000.