THE IMAGINARY MOUSE


There's a mystical, mythical mouse,
And I know it's inside of this house,
So I'm lashing my tail,
Set my feet and impale
The pest, when I practice my pounce,

We kitties have mastered the knack
Of landing feet-first with a whack,
I hope no one did see
Me fall off the TV
Accidentally flat on my back.

by D. Edgar Murray