We have met the Millennium and he is ours,
Y2K has been here for hours,

2000 is real -- thanks to preparation
We have a cool, cool situation,

First of the winter -- significant snow,
We wonder, "Where did the bare roads go?"

Our stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Oops, wrong poem, criticize if you dare.

by D. Edgar Murray 01/01/2000.