Neither Neil Diamond nor Barbra Streisand
Had recorded a duet before,
In fact, neither one of the two of them
Two urgent calls from their respective agents
A fabricated duet on the black market
They saw the writing on the proverbial wall --
Now they reap the profits of legitimate labor --
Author's note: "You Don't Send Me Flowers Anymore."
by D. Edgar Murray 07/01/2000.