Oh, Cher -- Oh, where has dear Sonny gone? --
Congressman Mister Bono,
Did you ever think, for moment or two,
You both found divergent paths when you parted --
He won the respect of the world with his seating --
You were still, as ever, the best of friends --
Aren't many of us just skiing through life,
I saw you that day when your kiss said, "Goodbye"
You both left deep footprints in the sands of your time --
by D. Edgar Murray 02/05/2000.